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Nightmare Before Christmas Eggnog
Nightmare Before Christmas Eggnog
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Ho Ho Ho ya filthy animals, St Norm is making a list, checking it twice and will almost certainly leave it on the kitchen bench. But that’s ok, ‘cause you’re all naughty af in our book and we want to celebrate it. Just in time for your holiday season shindigs, Norm’s Nightmare Before Christmas Eggnog is back! For a seriously limited time only, weird Santa has his very own Freakshake made with freeze dried turkey, gelatine, whole egg and cinnamon. Our liquor licence didn’t come through in time but we won’t tell if you add some Rum 🍹
Nutritional benefits
Nutritional benefits
🦃 Turkey is a feel good protein, high in the mood boosting amino acid tryptophan
🪺 Eggs are like a multivitamin for dogs and cats, containing nearly every nutrient they need for health
🪵 Cinnamon is an antioxidant rich herb and a great source of the mineral manganese
🥮 Gelatine is a protein made from processing beef collagen, renowned for its positive impact on the health of the gut and the joints
Norm's turkey is raw, human grade and Australian, as are all of our other ingredients.
Just add water to this nutritious milkshake mix and find that mistletoe, baby. If you want to make authentic eggnog, you can let it sit for a while before serving (we recommend in the fridge) and the gelatine should start to bloom. You can also use this as a meal topper if your Christmas spirit desires.
Our freakshakes are as simple as:
+ water
SHAKE
DROOL
Adding a freakshake to your dog or cat's meals is a great way to entice fussy Normies to eat their dinner. It also increases their water consumption, which is especially helpful for Normies who eat a dry diet (like kibble or freeze dried food), as well as older Normies, or elite athlete Normies. Norm can also be used as a meal topper or a natural food colouring that you can add to things like natural yogurt or homemade dog biccies.
Ingredients
Ingredients
Freeze-dried turkey, beef gelatine, freeze dried organic whole egg powder, cinnamon.
Feeding guide
Feeding guide
To make a freakshake, add 1 tablespoon (around 5g) of Norm to a jar or shaker. Add a cup of warm water to the vessel and shake shake shake.
We recommend starting with around half a cup a day of freakshake for cats and li'l weenies under 10kg.
Big dawgs can have a whole cup e'ry day.
Other important stuff
Other important stuff
Norm is 100% Australian owned and we manufacture all of our edible products in-house, in small batches.
We source all of our meat in Victoria and Queensland, which are the two states with the strictest laws around meat used in pet food production.
That said, all of our meat is sourced through the same supply chain as meat for humans. Our rabbit, duck, crocodile and emu is restaurant grade. Our lamb, beef, pork, kangaroo and chicken is from the same animals as your dinner.
Our meat and insects are strictly Australian and have not been irradiated (which all imported insects and meat have been, making them unsafe for cats).
Our manufacturing facility is Primesafe licenced and HACCP compliant, as are all of our partner manufacturers, such as our freeze-dryer (or the equivalent in their state).
Let customers speak for us
My 3 dogs love getting their freak (shake) on and the blue spirulina in Alice In Wonderland has really helped my itchy boy, even my partner noticed the difference and he’s a card carrying member of the sceptics society. I’ll definitely be buying more.
Norm is my dogs favorite way to drink water, especially after running hard chasing the lure for up to 800 metre sprint along with all the barking before and during. I love it, because they are not just drinking but getting some great vitamins, minerals and protein at the same time. Helping their muscles recover quicker than NORMal
We have the full collection of freakshakes (and toppers) but the Ambrosia is likely one of their favourites 😍
Apollo aka Mr fussy is wild over this new freakshake… whilst you can make it look funky and gross you can also make it a beautiful pastel colour! either way it’s drool dropping delicious and definitely a win in this house!
Abbie LOVES her Ambrosia Freakshake… what more can I say?
LOVES the stuff! It’s freaky!
The owner was super helpful in recommending this to me and in a rare win, my dog laps this sh*t UP. She's getting much needed nutrients AND increasing her water intake which has been recommended for her. Chef's kiss!
I give my Doggo a raw, freeze dried meal for breakfast every day, mixed with warm water to rehydrate.
Using the Freakshake to replace the plain water is easy, and best of all, she loves it!
I can’t tell whether she enjoys any one flavour more than another, but noms it all down happily.
So I’m happy.
Well done Norm, and thank you for assisting to keep my girl in tip top shape.
Soooo surprised by how much our greyhound loved her jazzed up green soupy breakfast! A perfect mix of flavours - well done Norm!
Wanted to try all the flavors before committing to a whole bag and this was perfect. My dog has loved every flavor. I use it so many different ways. Love!