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Alice in Wonderland Freakshake

Alice in Wonderland Freakshake

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Fall down the rabbit hole with Norm's Alice in Wonderland themed freakshake. This powdered milkshake mix is made from freeze-dried goat pluck, turkey tail mushrooms, blue spirulina and coconut milk powder.

Nutritional benefits

🐐 Goat is a novel protein for many animals, and this four organ combo fills so many nutritional gaps. Goat pluck is the liver, lungs, heart and trachea, making it the perfect blend of nutritious offal for your pal. 

🍄 Turkey Tail mushrooms are medicinal fungi with extraordinary immune system supporting and anti-cancer properties 

🦕 Blue spirulina is pure phycocyanin, extracted from green spirulina, making it and wildly concentrated source of antioxidants

🥥 Coconut milk powder is dairy free for those critters who don't do well with dairy, and is a good source of medium chain triglycerides (healthy fats!)

Our freakshakes are as simple as:

  • + water
  • SHAKE
  • DROOL

Adding a freakshake to your dog or cat's meals is a great way to entice fussy Normies to eat their dinner. It also increases their water consumption, which is especially helpful for Normies who eat a dry diet (like kibble or freeze dried food), as well as older Normies, or elite athlete Normies. Norm can also be used as a meal topper or a natural food colouring that you can add to things like natural yogurt or homemade dog biccies.

Is this good for allergies?

Alice is one of our top picks for environment allergy prone pets, because it contains turkey tail mushrooms and blue spirulina, which are great immune system supporters. Mushrooms have traditionally been used in Eastern medicine to maintain homeostasis in the body, meaning systems are operating as they should, and not OVER-acting like we see in an allergy response. Blue spirulina is basically pure antioxidants.

Can this help with mild food sensitivities?

Alice is a great choice for pets with food sensitivities because it's a hypoallergenic protein that many pets tolerate well or have never eaten. Food sensitivities are tricky and are unlikely to be resolved with any one addition, but offering minimally-processed foods, working on your pet's gut health and removing the offending triggers is a greatplace to start. The inclusion of things like turkey tail and blue spirulina in the diet can help to combat underlying health issues that result in food sensitivities.

How long will it take to see results on my pet?

We've had a customer tell us they saw immediate improvements after adding Alice to their allergy prone pet's meals, and plenty who never relayed any improvements (other than joy). We can't say what you will see, but the goodness will be happening on the inside.

Ingredients

Freeze-dried goat liver, lung, heart and trachea,coconut milk powder, turkey tail mushrooms, blue spirulina

Feeding guide

To make a freakshake, add 1 tablespoon (around 5g) of Norm to a jar or shaker. Add a cup of warm water to the vessel and shake shake shake.

We recommend starting with around half a cup a day of freakshake for cats and li'l weenies under 10kg.

Big dawgs can have a whole cup e'ry day.

Other important stuff

Norm is 100% Australian owned and we manufacture all of our edible products in-house, in small batches.

We source all of our meat in Victoria and Queensland, which are the two states with the strictest laws around meat used in pet food production.

That said, all of our meat is sourced through the same supply chain as meat for humans. Our rabbit, duck, crocodile and emu is restaurant grade. Our lamb, beef, pork, kangaroo and chicken is from the same animals as your dinner.

Our meat and insects are strictly Australian and have not been irradiated (which all imported insects and meat have been, making them unsafe for cats).

Our manufacturing facility is Primesafe licenced and HACCP compliant, as are all of our partner manufacturers, such as our freeze-dryer (or the equivalent in their state).

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WHY GET WEIRD WITH NORM?

Norm.
Other "shakes"
Pet nutritionist founded + formulated.?
Good for fussy f***ers because of the high meat and water content.
Bloody nutritious. Pimp your bowl without all the sugar and empty calories.
Fun. Weird. Norm exists as a response to how boring and serious pet food has become.?
Cat friendly. High meat content and we only use Aussie meat that has not been irradiated.?
Important nutritional variety. We use the weirdest sh*t we can find.
Expensive AF aka small batch, premium ingredients and we don't cut ANY corners.
Made in fully licenced and audited facilities.?