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Purple Haze Freakshake

Purple Haze Freakshake

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It’s time to get psychedelic with Norm’s Purple Haze freakshake. This powdered milkshake mix is made from freeze dried kangaroo pluck, beetroot, butterfly pea powder and coconut milk. This freakshake is more delicious than a Jimi Hendrix guitar solo and more fun than Woodstock. 

Nutritional benefits

🦘 Kangaroo pluck is a nutritious and hypoallergenic combo of iron-rich, hard to source organs. Kangaroo pluck is the liver, lungs, heart and trachea, making it an outstanding offal ouvre. 

🩷 Beetroot is brimming with glutamine, an amino acid that promotes immune system and digestive health

🦋 Butterfly pea flower is a plant native to Asia, known for its brilliant blue colour, thanks to the presence of the antioxidant compounds anthocyanins

🥥 Coconut milk powder is a dairy free alternative for lactose intolerant normies, and an excellent source of medium chain triglycerides (dem healthy fats)

Our freakshakes are as simple as:

  • + water
  • SHAKE
  • DROOL

Adding a freakshake to your dog or cat's meals is a great way to entice fussy Normies to eat their dinner. It also increases their water consumption, which is especially helpful for Normies who eat a dry diet (like kibble or freeze dried food), as well as older Normies, or elite athlete Normies. Norm can also be used as a meal topper or a natural food colouring that you can add to things like natural yogurt or homemade dog biccies.

Ingredients

Freeze-dried kangaroo liver, lung, heart and trachea, coconut milk powder, beetroot powder, butterfly pea powder

Feeding guide

To make a freakshake, add 1 tablespoon (around 5g) of Norm to a jar or shaker. Add a cup of warm water to the vessel and shake shake shake.

We recommend starting with around half a cup a day of freakshake for cats and li'l weenies under 10kg.

Big dawgs can have a whole cup e'ry day.

Other important stuff

Norm is 100% Australian owned and we manufacture all of our edible products in-house, in small batches.

We source all of our meat in Victoria and Queensland, which are the two states with the strictest laws around meat used in pet food production.

That said, all of our meat is sourced through the same supply chain as meat for humans. Our rabbit, duck, crocodile and emu is restaurant grade. Our lamb, beef, pork, kangaroo and chicken is from the same animals as your dinner.

Our meat and insects are strictly Australian and have not been irradiated (which all imported insects and meat have been, making them unsafe for cats).

Our manufacturing facility is Primesafe licenced and HACCP compliant, as are all of our partner manufacturers, such as our freeze-dryer (or the equivalent in their state).

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WHY GET WEIRD WITH NORM?

Norm.
Other "shakes"
Pet nutritionist founded + formulated. ?
Good for fussy f***ers because of the high meat and water content.
Bloody nutritious. Pimp your bowl without all the sugar and empty calories.
Fun. Weird. Norm exists as a response to how boring and serious pet food has become. ?
Cat friendly. High meat content and we only use Aussie meat that has not been irradiated. ?
Important nutritional variety. We use the weirdest sh*t we can find.
Expensive AF aka small batch, premium ingredients and we don't cut ANY corners.
Made in fully licenced and audited facilities. ?