perfect for pushing off the bench
9 Lives Freakshake
9 Lives Freakshake
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Finally something for the bitchy weirdo in your life to push off the edge of the table: introducing our 9 Lives freakshake for cats! This powdered milkshake mix is made from freeze dried water buffalo liver, raw goats milk powder and organic catnip. This freakshake was designed with your pussy in mind, but it’s perfectly safe for doggos too. It's way more nutritious than lasagne and just as fun.
Nutritional benefits
Nutritional benefits
🦬 Buffalo is a hypoallergenic meat that is high in iron and protein. Liver is an excellent source of copper and vitamin A.
🍼 Raw goats' milk is both prebiotic and probiotic, low in casein and has smaller fat globules than cows' milk, making it much easier for cats to digest.
🌵 Catnip "Nepeta cataria" is a herb that makes two thirds of cats go loopy. It’s kitty crack, but also a perfectly safe herb that felines love. We just use a tiny bit so the affects may be subtle.
Our freakshakes are as simple as:
+ water
SHAKE
DROOL
Adding a freakshake to your dog or cat's meals is a great way to entice fussy Normies to eat their dinner. It also increases their water consumption, which is especially helpful for Normies who eat a dry diet (like kibble or freeze dried food), as well as older Normies, or elite athlete Normies. Norm can also be used as a meal topper or a natural food colouring that you can add to things like natural yogurt or homemade dog biccies.
Ingredients
Ingredients
Freeze-dried buffalo liver, raw goats milk powder, organic catnip.
Feeding guide
Feeding guide
To make a freakshake, add 1 tablespoon (around 5g) of Norm to a jar or shaker. Add a cup of warm water to the vessel and shake shake shake.
We recommend starting with around half a cup a day of freakshake for cats and li'l weenies under 10kg.
Big dawgs can have a whole cup e'ry day.
Other important stuff
Other important stuff
Norm is 100% Australian owned and we manufacture all of our edible products in-house, in small batches.
We source all of our meat in Victoria and Queensland, which are the two states with the strictest laws around meat used in pet food production.
That said, all of our meat is sourced through the same supply chain as meat for humans. Our rabbit, duck, crocodile and emu is restaurant grade. Our lamb, beef, pork, kangaroo and chicken is from the same animals as your dinner.
Our meat and insects are strictly Australian and have not been irradiated (which all imported insects and meat have been, making them unsafe for cats).
Our manufacturing facility is Primesafe licenced and HACCP compliant, as are all of our partner manufacturers, such as our freeze-dryer (or the equivalent in their state).
