New year...new habits?!

Holidays a hot mess? Same.

The treats were banging. The routine? Maybe.

So now we’re doing a soft reset to ease your freaks back into something that vaguely resembles a routine. Just pick a goal, add water, shake, and drool.

Let’s get into it:

Goal: Drink more water

OG

The one that started it all. The icon.

OG brings all the good boys n girls to the yard with no nonsense and maximum appeal. If your dog’s been side-eyeing that water bowl since Christmas, they’re guaranteed to lap this sh*t up.

Ingredients: Freeze-dried chicken hearts, raw goats milk powder, green spirulina

Best for:

• Daily hydration
• Fussy f*ckers
• Fake routines that still work

Goal: Fix the gut

Ambrosia

The gut-loving goddess has entered the chat.

She soothes. She supports. She’s here to gently undo the chaos of sneaky table scraps, too many treats, and that one guest who “didn’t know dogs couldn’t eat that.” Probably.

Ingredients: Freeze-dried beef spleen, beef gelatine, yogurt powder, cherry powder, pink pitaya powder

Best for:

• Gut health
• Digestion
• Getting back on track( emotionally and physically)

Goal: Glow-up

Blue Crush

Hydration but make it HOT

Blue Crush supports immunity while helping skin and coats look damn good. This is for the dogs who don’t just walk, they strut. Catch that reflection and pause.

Ingredients: Freeze-dried emu liver, raw goats' milk powder, mango powder, blue spirulina

Best for:

• Skin health
• Coat shine
• Having a diva-off on the daily

The takeaway:

Bottom line, you don’t need a colour-coded planner for that fussy f*cker. You just need one small goal, a scoop of Freakshake, and some water. Then let the routine accidentally fall back into place.

We call that growth. 👽✨