Freeze Dried Beef Spleen Freakshake For Dogs

SAY HELLO TO AMBROSIA!

Our newest hydration hero inspired by Edward Scissorhands’ most iconic salad
moment. It’s pastel, it’s powerful, it’s a freakin’ vibe.
Inspired by Joyce and her legendary Ambrosia salad from the movie Edward
Scissorhands, we’ve whipped up something equally dramatic, slightly retro, and
ridiculously nutritious—for dogs.

It’s got pastel party energy with a powerhouse nutrient punch. Think of it as a love
letter to 1950s Tupperware dinners, but make it biologically appropriate for pets.

WHAT’S IN IT?

Beef Spleen: The Unsung Superorgan
Don’t let the name spook you—beef spleen is a blood-boosting beast. It’s loaded
with heme iron (the kind your dog’s body actually absorbs), vitamin B12,
and selenium for immune support.
But wait, there’s more—beef spleen contains alkylglycerols, the same anti-cancer
compounds found in shark liver (which has been used in folk medicine for centuries
because apparently, sharks don’t do cancer). Basically, spleen is the dark horse of
superfoods. Or… dark organ? You get it.

Gelatine: Gut Goals in a Spoon
We’re bringing jelly back. Gelatine is pure protein and an underrated MVP when it
comes to gut health. It helps support the gut lining, which is crucial for digestion,
nutrient absorption, and overall immune function. Bonus: it gives that wobbly,
delightful texture we all secretly love.

Yogurt: Probiotic Powerhouse
Yogurt brings the friendly bacteria to the party—literally. Rich in probiotics, it
supports a diverse and happy gut microbiome, helping good bacteria thrive and
keeping the bad guys in check. A healthy gut = a happy dog = more zoomies.

Cherries: Antioxidants in a Bowtie
We added cherries because we’re fancy like that. But also because they’re full
of polyphenols, antioxidant plant compounds that support the body’s natural
defenses, reduce inflammation, and give your dog’s cells a little protective hug.

WHY SHOULD YOUR DOG TRY AMBROSIA?

Its gut-friendly, with prebiotics, probiotics, and gut-lining love.

It’s immune-supporting, with organ meat magic and anti-cancer compounds.It’s antioxidant-rich, which helps neutralise free radicals (aka those chaotic
molecules that hate stability).

It’s versatile AF – use it as a hydration booster, meal topper, or drizzle it into an
enrichment feeder like a doggy sundae.

Basically, if Edward Scissorhands made dog smoothies, this would be it.

Ambrosia Freakshake is available SHOP HERE

Get it while it’s fresh, weird, and wonderful—just like Joyce herself.